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Elfpacker Quotes 2


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Featured Quote 2

"No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I
mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out
to me." -Wolf; The tenth kingdom
Submitted by: [CaptainMayhem]

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.   -unknown
[Mommie 2 Be♥]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep, not screaming like the other passengers in his car. -unknown
[Mommie 2 Be♥]




"Remember, remember the fifth of November..."
-British Rhyme and V/Hugo Weaving, V for Vendetta
[Eyes of the Reaper]

"Give me the right word and the right accent and I will move the world."
-Joseph Conrad
[Eyes of the Reaper]

"A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword."
-Robert Burton
[Eyes of the Reaper]




"I hated myself for not being able to forgive the tears, the lies, and the love. But I can't go back...It's going far away, unable to reach I want to fall asleep in the innocent gentleness with the tears" - Dir en grey, Concieved Sorrow
[MadHatress]

"A rude comment only offends those it applies to" - Rikki Martin {a.k.a.[MadHatress]}
[MadHatress]

"You've gotta be kidding me!?! I can't be up to my waist in bat s**t!!" - Lou Diamond Phillips, Bats!!
[MadHatress]

"I reject your reality and susbtitute my own!" Adam Savage, Mythbusters
[MadHatress]




We all have our problems. It's what troubles us the most that brings us closer to each other.
[Kaos101]

Wisdom is not something used to prove you are smart. It is meant to be shared amongst others, so that they may share in your intellegence.
[Kaos101]



"He who posseses a sharp tongue may one day slit his own throat." - [Blinded Seraphim]

"To pass a wall you got three options, 1. turn around and walk away, never knowing whats on the other side. 2. you climb and struggle and fight your way over the wall and marvel at your abilities. 3. ...Blow the damn thing up. Guess which one I favor..." - [Blinded Seraphim]

"Does thinking your the only sane man alive make me crazy?"- Will Smith in "I Robot"
[Blinded Seraphim]



"That's two thirds right. Which means it's wrong."-Mr. Murphy
[Chainer]

"People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard sprinkles."-Dr. Coxx, Scrubs
[Chainer]


"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for."
-Will Rogers
[Andy8178]
"The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected."
-Will Rogers
[Andy8178]
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
-Albert Einstein
[Andy8178]



"May the beer be cold and sex be hot." - A toast said at the bar I work at.
[Orestez]



"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
-a guy King Arthur talks to; Monty Python and the Holy Grail
[Raiyr]

"I didn't eat him! I merely chewed and did not swallow..."
-Draco; Dragonheart
[Raiyr]



"Death is just another form of life, you don't fear life... why do you fear death?"
-Me [CaptainMayhem]

"No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me."
-Wolf; The tenth kingdom
[CaptainMayhem]

"Sic vis pacem parabellum." Latin. Boot Camp Sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. "Sic vis pacem parabellum - If you want peace, prepare for war."
-Frank Castle; The Punisher
[CaptainMayhem]



" Everything louder then everything else" me
[james2077]

" I`m Spartacus"- Tony curtis Spartacus 1962
[james2077]

"There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side."- Oscar Levant
[james2077]



"We do not inherit this world from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children." -Native American Proverb
[Steph-O-Melon]

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." -Les Brown
[Steph-O-Melon]



"One day, im just gonna get off the bus and run into the woods, and never come back. And when I come back, i'm gonna be the knifemaster!!" - The Reverend Tholomue Plague (Avenged Sevenfold)
[Adam Abomination]



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Voting:

814) Which quote will be our winner? (No administrator)

Number of voters: 32
a) "Give me the right word and the right accent and I will move the world." -Joseph Conrad, Sourcer: [Eyes of the Reaper]
Number of votes: 1 (3%) Voters: [Andy8178]

b) "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." -unknown, Sourcer: [Mommie 2 Be♥]
Number of votes: 3 (9%) Voters: [MadHatress], [relcom], [Midori]

c) "I reject your reality and susbtitute my own!" Adam Savage, Mythbusters, Sourcer: [MadHatress]
Number of votes: 6 (19%) Voters: [Poohbear], [Elf_Person], [My Sky's The Limit], [DragonicTunes], [Sonya Blue], [Ðﻉg_ƒªи's CuddleMonster]

d) "Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for." -Will Rogers, Sourcer: [Andy8178]
Number of votes: 2 (6%) Voters: [Eyes of the Reaper], [Wolfe In Chef's Clothing]

e) "May the beer be cold and sex be hot." -A toast said at the bar I work at, Sourcer: [Orestez]
Number of votes: 3 (9%) Voters: [Chainer], [dark_bunny7490], [Orestez]

f) "I didn't eat him! I merely chewed and did not swallow..." -Draco; Dragonheart, Sourcer: [Raiyr]
Number of votes: 2 (6%) Voters: [Urxximperfection], [james2077]

g) "No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me." -Wolf; The tenth kingdom, Sourcer: [CaptainMayhem]
Number of votes: 9 (28%) Voters: [here], [CaptainMayhem], [Ryoko], [Soft as Bone], [Raiyr], [Chellie Bear], [Papa Don't Preach], [DemonEyesKiba], [Mommie 2 Be♥]

h) "There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side."- Oscar Levant, Sourcer: [james2077]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

i) "We do not inherit this world from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children." -Native American Proverb, Sourcer: [Steph-O-Melon]
Number of votes: 5 (16%) Voters: [kittykittykitty], [Steph-O-Melon], [Kaos101], [shinobi14], [Shatureel]

j) "One day, im just gonna get off the bus and run into the woods, and never come back. And when I come back, I'm gonna be the knifemaster!!" - The Reverend Tholomue Plague (Avenged Sevenfold), Sourcer: [Adam Abomination]
Number of votes: 1 (3%) Voters: [Adam Abomination]


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2007-08-18 [Bookwyrm]: Good luck to all who submit! If you have any questions, feel free to post them here or send a personal message to me, [Bookwyrm]. Again, good luck everyone! AND HAVE FUN! ^_^

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Dang is that considered sexist?

2007-08-18 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Yay! ^-^ My three are done!

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: lol...

2007-08-18 [Kaos101]: Kay...watching this page.

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: I'm liking everyone's quotes this time around...^_^

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Me too, I just don't know if my first one is okay...

2007-08-18 [Eyes of the Reaper]: I think it's hilarious, but I would consider it at least a bit sexist.

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: well, I like it because it's true in a lot of cases. But if you get a complaint about it, you might want to take it down...

2007-08-18 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *nod* Good suggestion.

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Yeah.. that's why I asked, I'm not trien to insult anyone. =D

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: lol...well, it only offends those it applies to...

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Lol good one.

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: ^^ thank you

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Your welcome. =D

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: ^_^

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: I'm suprised more people haven't submitted some, the first time it went pretty fast.

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: yeah that's true...maybe they're not on?

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Yeah it is a friday night.

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: lol...I have no life, so I'm here...XD

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Lol I'd rather be online, then at a party filled with people who's idea of a good time is getting trashed and hooking up with the neighborhood whore.

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: O_O I love being online, but I'd like to go to a party and gert trashed....minus the neighborhood whore part. XD

2007-08-18 [Eyes of the Reaper]: I...hate parties. I avoid them like the plague. Elfpack is my life. lol *is a loser*

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: lol...it's okay...

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: I'm not a pretty sight when I get trashed so I try to stay away from anything that could get me that way lol, but I'm online like all the time, ecspecially on here, I'll check my myspace and then stay on here for hours.

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: XD sound a lot like myself. I' spend like...13 hours on EP when school's out

2007-08-18 [Eyes of the Reaper]: I spend...average...15...maybe 16 hours on EP a day during summer. 6 hours during school.

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: wow...yeah it's scary how Identical our EP schedules can be...lol

2007-08-18 [Eyes of the Reaper]: lol XD Nice. Go us!

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: XP oh yeah! lol

2007-08-18 [Bookwyrm]: Wow. -giggle- Same crew as last time. And it barely took any time at all for y'all to "poof" my first comment.

2007-08-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: good to be back, maybe this time ill do better than 2 votes! XD

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: -silly smile- well, we had lots ta talk about, lol

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Haha well I don't go to school until the 9th so yeah EP is my life..



2007-08-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: there, my 3 submissions, what do you all think?

2007-08-18 [Bookwyrm]: [Mommie 2 Be♥]: In return to your first question, yes it is a bit sexist, but unless we receive complaints from other members about it being offensive (unlikely) we'll leave it be. It's not anything overly offensive, and is actually pretty funny when you think about it. As long as there's no drama about it, we've no problems with it. ^_^

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: i dont go til the 28...V_V

heehee...that s what i said

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Alrighty.

I like all of them so far.. this time it's gonna be hard to decide who to vote for. XD

2007-08-18 [Bookwyrm]: XD I just hope there aren't as many to choose from next time. I want participation, of course, but I can't have 20+ choices each time. XD

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: lol...
makes sense... If I were in your hoes, I would choose the ones that made te most sense

2007-08-18 [Bookwyrm]: If you were in my hoes? XD I hope you mean shoes.

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Or either do it like the lotto, only have so many positions to fill.

2007-08-18 [Bookwyrm]: Well, I'd rather have a time limit. I time limit keeps the contest regular. While the way the lotto is run makes sense for that contest, I don't think I would have the patience to deal with it. If the contest started winding down or wasn't getting enough advertisement, it may never reach the voting stage due to lack of participation. This way, even if there aren't many to choose from the contest can continue until there are too few quotes to choose from. Hopefully it'll take a loooooong time to get that way though.

2007-08-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: yes, keep the contest regular...with plenty of fiber! (Sorry, late night, getting goofy)

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: NO! I MEANT SHOES!!! omg, lmao oops

yeah that always works too

2007-08-18 [Bookwyrm]: XD You can't go back and edit it! That makes my comment unrelated!!

Belated Edit: Yes, lots of fiber. ^_^ And yogurt.

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Yeah.. that makes sense.

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: *pretends to pout* kay...I'll put it back...lol

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Ahh I'm not big on yogurt, I'll eat my wheat cereal instead. =D

2007-08-18 [Bookwyrm]: XD! Now you've made my SECOND comment unrelated!! -is just making fun of you now-

I like oatmeal. <3

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: lol....omg! -is so abused- j/k

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: I don't like oatmeal either, I do like grits though lol.

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: O_0 that's different, i guess

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Haha I know. 

2007-08-18 [MadHatress]: lol...

2007-08-18 [Bookwyrm]: I like grits too. ^_^

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: I like the cheesy kind, they're so the best lol.

2007-08-18 [Bookwyrm]: I just like the plain kind. ^_^ Don't think I've ever had the cheesy kind though.

2007-08-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: You should try them. =]

2007-08-18 [Bookwyrm]: One day. ^^

2007-08-18 [Kaos101]: the sour cream and onion ones are the best.

2007-08-18 [Kaos101]: Hey wait....hehe

2007-08-19 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Now I've never heard of those. =]

2007-08-19 [Kaos101]: They're rare

2007-08-19 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Lol must be.

2007-08-19 [Andy8178]: Damn I'm tired... and I have to be up in two hours lol

2007-08-19 [MadHatress]: wow...you might as well just stay up

2007-08-19 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Drink some coffee. =]

2007-08-22 [Andy8178]: I did :P

2007-08-22 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Haha alright.

2007-08-23 [MadHatress]: awesome

2007-08-25 [Bookwyrm]: Voting has begun! Once again, not everyone made it into the vote, but I think anyone who was not in the last vote made it into this one. Only three members did not, and it was a difficult choice. Don't forget to submit next time! ^_^ Now vote!

2007-08-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: poo...I didnt make it

2007-08-25 [Bookwyrm]: Sorry. :( It was a really tough choice, but I absolutely had to eliminate three players because of the limit. Maybe next time. ^_^ Please don't let it discourage you!!

2007-08-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: it wont :) im starting to run low on quotes though...*Think Think*

2007-08-26 [Eyes of the Reaper]: lol Me too. I'll have to go through my Latin quotes...

2007-08-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: I only know one quote in latin...

2007-08-26 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Which one? :)

2007-08-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: Carpe Diem, Quam Minimum Credula Postero (Sieze the day, put no trust in the morrow)

2007-08-26 [Eyes of the Reaper]: :) One of my favorites.

2007-08-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: mine too, its one of the lessons i live my life by, that and the famous qoute of lao tzu "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"

2007-08-26 [Eyes of the Reaper]: :) Wonderful.

2007-08-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: Im a magnet for random quotes, phrases, and all things trivia...

2007-08-26 [Eyes of the Reaper]: You and I both. XD It's what my bedroom door is covered in. XD I collect quotes, phrases, and random trivia.

2007-08-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: yep yep, i write mine in my journal

2007-08-26 [Eyes of the Reaper]: I write them on random pieces of paper and end up typing them up and pasting them on my door. :)

2007-08-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: lol, i cant do that, my parents are VERY particular about their house, and they think it would look "bad"...crazy people...

2007-08-26 [Eyes of the Reaper]: lol That's what my mom said. I smiled at her but continued to do it anyway.

2007-08-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: oh well, i have my journal, that way my thoughts are kept to myself, thats how i like it

2007-08-26 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *nod* I use my journal for notating family problems. Like when my mom used to beat me, I would write about it. Other than that, it's rather blank.

2007-08-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: yea, i only write when i think of something particularly profound, or when i get depressed

2007-08-26 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *nod*

2007-08-26 [Bookwyrm]: Well, it is possible to reuse old quotes, as long as they aren't winning quotes AND they weren't used in the last two contests. But please don't go through all the old quotes and pick out all your quotes from there. I'd prefer people not use quotes previously used, but I acknowledge that it's going to happen as time rolls on. And never fear, you ARE permitted to find quotes through google and such, as long as you state the source/creator/writer of the quote. ^_^

2007-08-26 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Oh, I know. ^-^ I have several more rounds I can enter before I run out. I just need to go gather up all my little slips of paper that my quotes are on.

2007-08-26 [Bookwyrm]: -giggle- Good luck!

2007-08-26 [Eyes of the Reaper]: lol I'll need it! XD

2007-08-27 [james2077]: woo hoo im tied for last hay its something special to get no votes at all hehe

2007-08-28 [Blinded Seraphim]: I gots two! (counting myself...)

2007-08-28 [Andy8178]: Will Rogers is a genius :P

2007-08-28 [Midori]: B is so right!!!!!

2007-08-29 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Thank you for the vote, Andy! ^-^

2007-08-29 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Haha I know, but thanks for the vote. =D

2007-08-29 [Andy8178]: I should have voted for myself lol... but it's not like I'm going to win anyways :P

2007-08-29 [Eyes of the Reaper]: lol I didn't vote for myself either. In most contests, I find it to be rude and selfish.

2007-08-29 [Blinded Seraphim]: well thanks, now i feel like an ass... :(

2007-08-29 [Bookwyrm]: There's nothing wrong with voting for yourself. :P It's merely a personal preference. Besides, if you truly feel that your quote is the best in the vote, then you shouldn't feel obligated to vote for any other quote.

2007-08-30 [Andy8178]: I love my quote :P

2007-08-30 [Bookwyrm]: I do too. :P My hubby, however...

2007-08-30 [james2077]: i liked my quote actually liked my other one that you did not use "the everything louder then everything else" hich to me is don`t worry about small shit everything is alays more important there is always something more important... he he

2007-08-31 [Andy8178]: Hahaha, why does he not like it?

2007-08-31 [Bookwyrm]: Oh he's just picky. :P That's all.

2007-08-31 [Bookwyrm]: Congratulations to [CaptainMayhem], our newest of the magnificent Quoters! Thank you to everyone who competed in this round! Everyone who has this page on watch, please remove it from your watch list and put Elfpacker Quotes 3 on watch, as it is our current page. A new round has begun, and good luck to all who submit!

2007-08-31 [CaptainMayhem]: ... holy hell.. i actually won something? .. this is a first. thank you everyone for voting, and good luck to everyone in the next round.

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